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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna cry ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna die ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie
Louie... ♪
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I'm bored.
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I'm bored!
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Daddy, I'm really bored.
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I'm bored!
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I'm bored.
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I'm bored.
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I... am...
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bored!
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Listen, Daddy!
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Ahh!
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I'm bored!
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I am bored!
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I am bored, I am bored,
I'm bored, I'm bored!
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I'm bored, I'm bored.
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Bored.
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I'm bored.
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Why don't you answer me?
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Because "I'm bored"
is a useless thing to say.
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I mean, you live in a great,
big, vast world
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that you've seen none percent of.
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And even the inside
of your own mind is endless.
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It goes on forever, inwardly.
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Do you understand?
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Being the fact that
you're alive is amazing,
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so you don't get to be bored.
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When you say, "I'm bored"...
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Can we play
an in-the-car game?
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What game do you wanna play?
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One person thinks of an animal
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and the other one asks questions.
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Okay, all right,
think of an animal.
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No, you think of one first.
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Okay, I got one.
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What is it?
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What's what?
What's the animal?
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Well, you're supposed to--
you're supposed to
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ask questions and then guess.
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No, just tell me.
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Okay, it's an elephant.
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That was good.
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Daddy, where are we going?
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Pennsylvania.
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Why?
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I told you, we're going to
see your great-aunt Ellen.
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But we don't even know her.
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That's why we're
going to see her.
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She's 97, but she may not
be around much longer.
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Why?
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Where will she go?
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He means she's gonna die.
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No... Lilly,
please don't.
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How do you know she's gonna die?
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Everybody dies, Jane.
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We...
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How do you know?
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I didn't die.
Okay, girls, the reason we're going--
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( imitating gunshots firing )
Hey, hey, excuse me.
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But people--
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Listen.
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The reason we're going
to see your great-aunt Ellen
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is because she's very old.
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She was born in 19--
in the 1910s.
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She... was around
when people went around
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in horses and buggies
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and the streets were lit
by gas lamps,
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like little candles.
Really?
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And you don't know what
that time was like
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and you can find out,
if you talk to her
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and learn from her.
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This is a great opportunity
because, y'know,
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you're gonna learn
history in school,
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but there's nothing like
having somebody in your life
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who can give you that connection
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to another generation.
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Do you love Aunt Ellen?
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She sends me a birthday card
every year, my whole life,
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and this last year
when I got the card
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I wrote back to her and I said,
"Can we visit you ?"
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And she wrote back and said yes
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and then we made plans by mail.
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It took three months
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because she doesn't
have e-mail.
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She doesn't even have a phone.
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Really?
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Wow!
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Now I wanna meet her.
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Me too.
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( rock music playing on radio )
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Oh, yeah!
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
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♪ I woke up in a Soho doorway ♪
♪ I woke up in a Soho doorway ♪
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♪ A policeman knew my name ♪
♪ A policeman knew my name ♪
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♪ If you can get up and walk away ♪
♪ If you can get up and walk away ♪
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♪ I staggered back to the underground ♪
♪ I staggered back to the underground ♪
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♪ I remember throwin' punches around ♪
♪ I remember throwin' punches around ♪
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♪ And preachin' from my chair ♪
♪ And preachin' from my chair ♪
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♪ Well who are you ? ♪
♪ Well who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
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♪ I really wanna know ♪
♪ I really wanna know ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
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Sorry.
♪ Who, who who, who ? ♪
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♪ Tell me who are you ? ♪
♪ Tell me who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who
who, who ? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I really wanna know ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who
who, who ? ♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who ? ♪
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♪ Oh who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who who, who ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who
who, who ? ♪
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♪ Oh who the ( bleep )
are you ? ♪
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♪ Who are you ? ♪
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♪ Who, who
who, who ? ♪
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( imitating guitar trill )
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( scatting )
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( scatting )
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♪ Who ♪ ♪ Who ♪
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♪ I really wanna know ♪
♪ I really wanna know ♪
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♪ Yeah I really wanna know ♪
♪ I really wanna know ♪
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♪ Tell me who are you, you, you ? ♪
♪ Come on tell me who are you, you, you ? ♪
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♪ You ? ♪
♪ Who are you ? ♪
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Look at the goose.
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Look at the goose,
look at the goose.
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Look at the goose.
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Whoa.
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Where?
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Oh, let me see.
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I'm bored!
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I... am... bored!
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This is her house?
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Yeah.
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You look sad.
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Yeah, well...
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Listen, girls,
Aunt Ellen is very old
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and I don't know if
she can hear well
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or what her...
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Just whatever happens, I just
need you to roll with it.
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Just don't worry about it.
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Let's go.
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Daddy, do we have an umbrella?
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No, just run, come on.
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Where is she?
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Is she dead?
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Lilly.
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Hello.
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Aunt Ellen?
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( Louie ) Hello.
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Holy shit.
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( Lilly ) What's the matter, Daddy?
Nothing.
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Hi, hi.
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Can you come to the door?
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Come to-- Yeah, that'll be
great if you come to the door.
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( Jane ) Daddy...
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Stay here.
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Hi.
Hello.
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Hello, Aunt Ellen.
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Aunt Ellen, I... do you
remember we were gonna visit?
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Oh, yes, I do remember, yes.
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Great, well, it's good--
it's nice to see you.
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Oh, thank you.
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This is Jane and Lilly,
this is my daughters.
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Oh... how--
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They're--
What nice children.
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Very nice.
Yeah.
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Where-- where--
where's your wife?
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We're divorced, Ellen.
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Oh, divorced, oh...
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Can we come in?
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Of course, come in, come in.
Great, okay.
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Come in.
Thank you, okay.
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We're going to have a nice visit.
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Aren't we?
( Jane ) Yeah.
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I guess, uh, I guess
the last time I saw you
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I was about 14.
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Yes, well... yeah.
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Daddy, I'm thirsty.
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Oh, can I get her
a glass of water?
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Of course.
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Kitchen's right through there.
Okay, thank you.
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Yes.
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Well, sit down, girls.
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Let's have a seat.
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( water running )
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Okay.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry I don't have
a lot to offer. you.
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I don't keep
my food, y'know, I...
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When you're just...
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Oh, would you like
to have a nigger toe, huh?
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Why do you--
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No, thank you very much.
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We ate on the road.
I see.
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So it's--
How are you?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I'm all right.
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Could you-- could you
crack this nigger toe for me?
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Yeah, I got--
I got it, I got it...
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I haven't the strength.
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That's okay, I got it.
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We were hoping you could,
y'know, tell the girls about
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when you were younger and, like,
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what life was like then,
that kind of thing.
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Well, uh...
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I've lived all my life...
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in the country here
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and not much has--
has changed...
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where I am.
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I stay away from the cities.
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I don't like
the hustle and the bustle.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Well, we know all about that.
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Do ya?
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We live in New York City.
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Oh, my.
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That's no place
to have two young girls.
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It's nothing but niggers
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and even worse today, I hear.
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Why do you keep saying that?
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Saying what?
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That.
Nothing.
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Lilly, don't.
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Well, if you're not
gonna eat any nuts,
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I'm gonna go find you
some cookies
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or something.
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I have some
store-bought cookies.
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Okay.
And... someplace.
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I don't know.
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I'll be right back.
All right.
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That's a bad word
she keeps saying.
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I know.
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Yeah, I don't like that word.
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Well, it's not a good one.
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Why didn't you let me
ask her about it?
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Because it's...
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I don't want you to upset her.
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She's an old lady,
she's from another time.
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But you wanted us to
learn about that time.
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Yeah, Daddy.
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Right?
Mm-hmm.
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Y'know, you're right, I--
that's why I brought you here.
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You know what,
when she comes back,
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you can ask her whatever
you want.
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Ellen?
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Ellen?
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I was reading to my kids
the other night.
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We have a rule that if they get
their ( bleep ) teeth brushed...
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( crowd laughing )
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and their goddamn pajamas on
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by 7:30,
I'll read a book.
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Those are the rules.
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I'm always glad
when they get ready,
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'cause I like to read to them.
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I do.
274
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I love reading to my girls.
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So we read
a book the other night.
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We were reading "Tom Sawyer"--
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I'm reading them "Tom Sawyer"
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because Mark Twain,
great author--
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And they're five
and nine years old,
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they're young for it
but they catch up to it
281
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and they're fascinated by
the-- all the lang--
282
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He uses big words,
and beautiful writer.
283
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And I picked "Tom Sawyer,"
not "Huckleberry Finn"
284
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because Tom Sawyer is a nice kid.
285
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He goes to school, he goes to
church, he lives with his aunt.
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Huckleberry Finn is
a dirty little homeless,
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little white-trash creep.
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And the main problem
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is that he won't
stop saying "nigger."
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I mean, 40 times a page.
291
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I can't sit on my daughter's bed
292
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and just say "nigger" all night
293
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and then put her to sleep.
294
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I just ain't gonna do that.
295
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Anyway, I'm reading 'em
"Tom Sawyer"
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and it's a real nice book
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but then,
all of a sudden, he runs into
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Huckleberry Finn on the street.
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"And then Tom saw
his friend, Huck Finn."
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I'm like, oh, God, okay.
301
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All right, let's take it
easy here, fellas.
302
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Let's just have
a nice, quiet conversation here.
303
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Let's see how this goes.
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Huckleberry Finn was carrying
a dead cat.
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It's not a good sign.
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He's carrying a-- he's walking
around with a dead cat.
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Tom Sawyer says, "What ya doing
with a dead cat, Huck ?"
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Huck Finn says,
"Gonna cure my warts."
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All right.
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My kids are fascinated!
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"Who told you you could cure
warts with a dead cat ?"
312
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"Well, Tom Wilson did it.
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"He learned it from Jack Johnson,
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who learned it from
some nigger down the street."
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Oh, God.
316
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All right, girls, listen.
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Here's the thing.
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America...
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People would say this
word and it's not a good word
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and I don't know why--
321
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I sound like Bill Cosby
right now, like...
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( imitating Bill Cosby )
Well, people used to say this word
323
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and this is not a nice word
to say.
324
00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:32,333
And so we remember...
325
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( normal voice )
I told the girls, y'know,
326
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these boys are racists.
327
00:17:40,847 --> 00:17:45,185
These boys are racists
and they're not nice boys.
328
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,721
I think we can still enjoy
the stories
329
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about the fishin'
and the tradin' and...
330
00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:53,559
It's weird, man, there's a--
331
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Y'know, that's part
of our history
332
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and we gotta--
we have to know it's there,
333
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and how do you cope with
shit in your past that's bad?
334
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,168
Like, how do you try to feel
like a good country
335
00:18:04,236 --> 00:18:09,239
when you've done shitty
things as an entire nation?
336
00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:12,009
How do you take your past
and still feel good?
337
00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:13,311
Y'know, like, I--
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When I was eight years old,
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I showed my penis to a girl
with Down syndrome
340
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that lived down the street
341
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:22,388
and I've got to walk around,
living with that every day.
342
00:18:22,456 --> 00:18:23,937
I gotta wake up
as that guy--
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I was eight.
344
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:28,929
If I did it yesterday, it would
be considered a lot worse.
345
00:18:28,997 --> 00:18:31,495
But I'm still
the dude that did that.
346
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:36,570
I was just a kid,
but this is still the penis
347
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,973
that I showed to the girl
with Down syndrome
348
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,042
by the dumpster behind
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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That happened.
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Those were my values
at eight years old.
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And I know that's
an awkward thing to equate
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to slavery in America...
353
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but it's kind of the same thing
354
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'cause that shit happened here.
355
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:08,197
( Louie ) How old are you?
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You're not gonna ever find out...
Come on.
357
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,216
if I can possibly help it.
Come on.
358
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,951
No!
I can find out, I just--
359
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,653
I know you can,
so you're gonna go
360
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,521
blabbing to everybody.
No, I'm not gonna tell anybody.
361
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,689
Everybody expect a call.
362
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,291
He's gonna tell you
exactly how old I am.
363
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,660
What?
Well, y'know, come on.
364
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,362
I'll tell you secretly.
Okay.
365
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,931
And if you ever blab it
around, I'll kill ya.
366
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,101
Okay, how old are you?
367
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,170
They're all listening, for Christ's sake!
It doesn't matter.
368
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,105
What are you doing ?!
I'm dying to know, just tell me.
369
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,274
I'm gonna tell you in your ear,
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00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,444
and you're lucky.
All right.
371
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,446
I mean, what, is everybody
gonna think you're 32?
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I mean, come on.
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00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,083
Well, no.
374
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:45,152
But have you ever seen me
all dressed
375
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,187
and with makeup on?
376
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,890
I haven't, no.
377
00:19:48,957 --> 00:19:50,324
I'm in the...
378
00:19:50,392 --> 00:19:51,926
How many years does that
take you down, honestly?
379
00:19:51,993 --> 00:19:54,662
I'm 89.
380
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,164
Are you 89, really?
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00:19:56,231 --> 00:19:57,832
Jesus Christ!
( laughing )
382
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,867
What did I just tell him?
383
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:02,303
If I never work for you again,
it's okay with me.
384
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:04,104
What did I just tell him?
385
00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:06,040
( man )
I think I heard, like, 39.
386
00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:08,175
Yeah.
387
00:20:08,243 --> 00:20:09,410
So what do you think?
388
00:20:09,477 --> 00:20:10,611
All right, 89, wow.
389
00:20:10,679 --> 00:20:12,113
Is it making you nervous?
390
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:14,282
No, I think that's amazing.
391
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:17,218
Well, it's obvious--
it's obvious that
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00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:19,353
I'm not gonna have Alzheimer's.
393
00:20:19,421 --> 00:20:20,555
No, that's clear,
I think you--
394
00:20:20,622 --> 00:20:21,922
Yes, it's quite clear.
395
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,772
cleared that window, you're fine.
Yeah.
396
00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,560
I went to the University of Chicago.
Well, you still smoke.
397
00:20:25,628 --> 00:20:27,094
You still-- you can
smoke cigarettes.
398
00:20:27,162 --> 00:20:30,731
That gives a lot of us--
I've given it up since January.
399
00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:34,401
I never quite inhaled anyway.
400
00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:36,783
So who's gonna give me
a cigarette after this--
401
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,166
We'll share one after this.
402
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,939
Listen, I-- this is
a wonderful company,
403
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,673
otherwise I wouldn't talk to
anybody.
404
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,942
But you all know that
405
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,298
and someone's gonna give me
a cigarette on the way home!
406
00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:49,759
Okay, let's go back to that.
So what do we do now?
407
00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:51,930
Okay, here we go.
Let's roll.
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